Along Came January

What a fall and early winter run we’ve had. Along came January and the whole Northeast has yet to see what we grew accustomed to the past few months: waves.

Now you can catch up on all that gym time you promised to log for your New Years Resolutions. If you usually spend your free time surfing now is your chance to do something you haven’t gotten around to. Here’s a top twenty-something list, which one’s did I forget?

Fix the ding that you shoved wax in last month. Ice fishing. Start another semester and hit the books. Walk the dog. Ski/Snowboard Creek. Update your Facebook. Make a snowman. Bring the pain. Choke the chicken. Go ice skating. Change your oil. Draw a picture. Chew some gum. Hi-five your buddies. Peruse the local watering hole. Catch up on your weekend sleep. Birdwatching. Order a pizza. Remember stuff. Go see Avatar in 3D. Buy a bow and take up hunting. Pick up a camera. The possibilities are endless….

....Or if you are from New Jersey, take a deep breath and relax.

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One Response to Along Came January

  1. tyler says:

    after you get a bow and shoot a deer making your first kill…. your supposed to drink the deer blood!

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